The Onion Goes Nuclear With Explosive Trump-Biden Debate Headline

The Onion summed up the reaction to Thursday night’s debate between President Joe Biden and Donald Trump with a memorable headline that might get passed around a lot between now and Election Day.
Yet as things stand right now, voters in November will have to choose one of those two.
That led to The Onion’s front page:
“REPORT: NUCLEAR WAR SOUNDS FUCKING AMAZING RIGHT NOW”