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Trump Vows To Put A Man On The Moon. Someone Should Introduce Him To Buzz Aldrin.

President Donald Trump made two head-turning promises at his Louisiana campaign rally Friday: He’s going to put an end to socialism — and put a man on the moon.

The crowd in Lake Charles roared.

Two problems: What socialism is he talking about? Social Security? His $28 billion in subsidies to his “patriot farmers” to help them survive his trade war with China?

Twitter wits were flying high over the apparent gaffe.